Contact Isolation
When entering Contact Isolation gown up and glove And when you exit wash your hands and scrub NursingPoems.com The post Contact Isolation appeared first on Funny Poems about Nursing RN.
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When you leave C Diff Isolation Be sure to wash with long duration. C diff only goes away with careful scrubbing So makes sure your soap does lots of bubbling. NursingPoems.com The post C Diff Exiting...
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When you enter C Diff Isolation Be sure to wear gown and gloves, it’s not a vacation. Spreading C Diff causes diarrhea For this, hand washing is the best idea. NursingPoems.com The post C Diff Entering...
View ArticleC. Diff Strikes Again
OOhhhh darn C Diff you’ve infected another! I am only so glad it wasn’t my mother. Stay away! Be gone! As the sun before rain. In all of our bowels you’re such a huge pain NursingPoems.com The post C....
View ArticleC Diff’s Death Knell
C diff, C diff, like the scourge of the earth You stick and you wait in your spore to give birth. Undaunted by cleaners of regular variety Only does bleach give you fear or anxiety. Once born you are...
View ArticleC Diff Slain like a Dragon
Die, C diff die! You turn to shamble our patients.Diarrhea and excoriation are your foundations.To fight you like a Bleach Knight, we shall wash hands with delightAnd die like a Dragon you will with a...
View ArticleSCDs are King and Lovenox Queen
SCDs are King and Lovenox Queen Of the land they reign that is DVT clean.‘Clot clean!’ is their motto, one for all to hear.Its one all clots should fear, a land they should never be near.For if clots...
View ArticleSickening C Diff
C diff runs like a river wide Swallowing healthy bowels in large stride. For me, C diff just makes me gag, It smells like 10 rats dead in a bag. So vomit I do, a bit in my throat And try not to look...
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When entering Contact Isolation gown up and glove And when you exit wash your hands and scrub NursingPoems.comThe post Contact Isolation first appeared on Funny Poems About Nursing RN.
View ArticleC Diff Exiting a Room
When you leave C Diff Isolation Be sure to wash with long duration. C diff only goes away with careful scrubbing So makes sure your soap does lots of bubbling. NursingPoems.comThe post C Diff Exiting a...
View ArticleC Diff Entering a Room
When you enter C Diff Isolation Be sure to wear gown and gloves, it’s not a vacation. Spreading C Diff causes diarrhea For this, hand washing is the best idea. NursingPoems.comThe post C Diff Entering...
View ArticleC. Diff Strikes Again
OOhhhh darn C Diff you’ve infected another! I am only so glad it wasn’t my mother. Stay away! Be gone! As the sun before rain. In all of our bowels you’re such a huge pain NursingPoems.comThe post C....
View ArticleC Diff’s Death Knell
C diff, C diff, like the scourge of the earth You stick and you wait in your spore to give birth. Undaunted by cleaners of regular variety Only does bleach give you fear or anxiety. Once born you are...
View ArticleC Diff Slain like a Dragon
Die, C diff die! You turn to shamble our patients.Diarrhea and excoriation are your foundations.To fight you like a Bleach Knight, we shall wash hands with delightAnd die like a Dragon you will with a...
View ArticleSCDs are King and Lovenox Queen
SCDs are King and Lovenox Queen Of the land they reign that is DVT clean.‘Clot clean!’ is their motto, one for all to hear.Its one all clots should fear, a land they should never be near.For if clots...
View ArticleSickening C Diff
C diff runs like a river wide Swallowing healthy bowels in large stride. For me, C diff just makes me gag, It smells like 10 rats dead in a bag. So vomit I do, a bit in my throat And try not to look...
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